"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

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omg aww scarlett johansson was only 20 when she was in the spongebob movie

jess-miller:

get to know me meme: [4/8] male characters jake peralta
"This job is eating me alive. I can’t breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy; the man in the white hat. I’m not becoming like them… I am them. [What are you doing, weirdo?] I’m doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.”

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elementary • 1.05
I enjoyed catching a glimpse of you in your former element.

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fuckyeahjosswhedon:

Joss Whedon Makes More ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’

Someone summoned Joss on Twitter and wished for more Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Then this happened!

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Tags: my girl

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

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m2manga:

moonanimate:

Enjoy. :)

Me and over 200 Animators participated in the Moon Animate Make Up Project which is a collaborated remake of an episode of Sailor Moon. Seeing everyone’s styles here is awesome! It was great fun being a part of a project like this and I hope you enjoy it!

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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