rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

(via fierceblanket)

questionableadvice:

~ Modern Woman and How to Manage Her,  Walter M. Gallichan, 1910

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.


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BRING IT ON

(Source: murderousart, via pilferingapples)

Tags: do the thing

crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

(Source: nikeairkicks, via suburbanmess)

takumi4:

sheriffdad:

u ever go into a publix that’s not “your publix” and just stand there scared and confused?

why are florida ppl so fuking weird

(via asexualarya)

"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

— from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.”  (via internetexplorers)

(Source: coketalk, via adriofthedead)

vinegod:

When someone starts talking about you in another language by ScottySire

(via thegreatnessideserve)

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ttobe:

getting into a series that no longer has an active fandom
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rnarisass:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

we’re never gonna get over this are we

(via screamingcrawfish)

womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes

womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes

(via asexualarya)

ethiopienne:

i kinda love this tho?

ethiopienne:

i kinda love this tho?

(via chaibune)

endangereduglythings:

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

Watch the whole video. His name’s Sonny, and he loves getting fish treats!

endangereduglythings:

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

Watch the whole video. His name’s Sonny, and he loves getting fish treats!

(Source: youtu.be, via thatbelle)