everyones obsessed w the bee movie but how come none of you talk about my FAVOURITE monstrosity
this movie had a budget of 40 million dollars
took ten years to make
and flopped harder than anything you’ve ever seen
Delgo is notable for producing, at the time, the worst opening ever for a film playing in over 2,000 theaters, earning $511,920 at 2,160 sites. According to Yahoo! Movies, this averages to approximately 2 viewers per screening.
How I feel about this character: AS MANY FEELINGS AS IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE about a character who’s been sitting careworn on my shelves for 7 years. A deep, unabiding fondness.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: I shipped him and Tabby pretty hard but I can see why it didn’t work in the end. With Corbie as best sex buddies ever.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Pseudo-incestuous soul-bonded brothers though.
My unpopular opinion about this character: I think my only real unpopular opinion about him is that I don’t ship him sexually or romantically with Felix.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Part of me kind of wishes Mehitabel could show up again in Corambis one day but that’s probably not a good idea.
my OTP: Mildmay/stability and healthy life choices
my cross over ship: I don’t know if I’d call it a ship but I’m endlessly amused at the idea of Mildmay and Felix running into Rook and Thom in a traincar one day. And Mildmay and Rook snarling at each other until they both decide beating the pants off each other at cards is more fun than picking fights.
a headcanon fact: I always saw him as very short but I don’t think there’s any canon to support it, apart from the fact that he’s definitely taller than Felix because Felix is a giant
does anyone else ever wish that after the events of the Hannibal book will graham teams up with ardelia mapp and they just show up out of nowhere in Some European Center of Culture like SURPRISE BITCH and murders the shit out of hannibal, and clarice comes to live with Will in his little beach bungalow in the keys, learning how to fix boats and de-brainwash herself and they become Best Roommates Ever and maybe end up consulting with the local police and solving mysteries like Who Stole Mr. Jenkins’s Prize Fishing Rod, or Who Broke the Shopfront Window of Miss Greene’s Bookstore
because that is the only conceivable way i can be happy about the end of this franchise i’m just saying
anything that gets mapp and starling back together is great by me, though i have to admit i am not sure what i want to happen to will post-the events of red dragon. possibly not much except drinking the pain away in a tomb of sadness. wow, what is wrong with me? I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT
another thing is that when it’s just me in a room with the works of thomas harris, i kind of do want a way for clarice and hannibal: murder spouses to be a thing, even if it’s a fucked up thing. but i’m not sure if i would or will feel that way in the context of the show, which makes different rhetorical and characterizational moves. idk idk
i mean i love the idea of Murder Spouses but maybe if things had been set up differently i wouldn’t be so squicked out by it. the drugging and hypnosis was what really put me over the edge of I Could Be Into This straight into Do Not Want. though i do love the image of them being super classy, going to operas, and then eating the rude together, just….bleaaaaah idk. ((also au where mischa is alive and wandering through europe ALSO killing people. i can get into the idea of Murder Siblings a whole bunch))
and also yeah it’s hard to think about because i find book-will and tv-will to be two different people almost and their stories are so different so idk IDK.
a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee.
And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck.
Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.
And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.