wilwheaton:

(via xkcd: Beliefs)

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whoever plans this shit at my job: “we know! let’s do the corporate-mandated re-lay of part of the kid’s department on a sunday morning, you know, when parents wouldn’t even think of bringing their children to a bookstore, and spearheading the project is going to be our new kids department lead who’s only been doing the job for two weeks and has never done a re-lay before, with one other bookseller helping her, and a manager who’s got other shit to do. the project is estimated by corporate to take about 9 hours, and they’re always so great at estimating how easy/fucking impossible something is, so clearly this new lead can get it all done in 7.5 hours, with absolutely nothing left over taking up any carts, because we need them free for a toys&games reset happening later that night!!!”

makes

total

sense

to

me

livinmokotory replied to your post “MEL. YOU PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON EACH SLICE AND THEN JELLY IN THE MIDDLE. THAT WAY PEANUT BUTTER KEEPS THE BREAD FROM GETTING SOGGY FROM THE JELLY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU”

This is so upsettingly absolutely incorrect

i feel so validated in this great important debate

maybe it’s just bri whose ways are so backwards

Rudolph Valentino in A Society Sensation, 1918.

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Naya leaving an office building in Beverly Hills - 8/13 x

Naya leaving an office building in Beverly Hills - 8/13 x

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invisiblespork replied to your post: invisiblespork replied to your post:M…

There’s a special level of hell for people who contaminate the jelly jar with peanut butter.

But then the layer of jelly in the middle makes it slipper and the sandwich makes a huge mess.

i’m SAYIN

aspuriousstarlight said: MEL. YOU PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON EACH SLICE AND THEN JELLY IN THE MIDDLE. THAT WAY PEANUT BUTTER KEEPS THE BREAD FROM GETTING SOGGY FROM THE JELLY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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dongstomper69:

*walks into denny’s* alright which of you chucklefucks runs the blog

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